I got no other reason for this-'cept that she is cute & funny, and I've been stalking her for years

1.  What author do you own the most books by?
Jim Cramer
2.  What book do you own the most copies of?
None, 1 of each is plenty.
3.  Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?
See-I TOLD YOU SHE WAS FUNNY!
4.  What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
The paper bag that sings " it's a  pity she lives so far away in Canada"  and the lonely goatherder.
5.  What book have you read the most times in your life?
The Bible
6.  What was your favorite book when you were 10 years old?
My Side of the Mountain
7.  What is the worst book you've read in the past year?
A beginners guide to day trading online--Toni Turner  messed with my mojo by writing things like you just can't make $500 a day.  Yet I watch people like SGOMEZ, the GOAT, and ROCKSTAR make thousands of dollars every day.  Toni should have her book writing privileges   revoked for stepping on my dreams.  Oh and I can't forget Peter Milman who made $50,000 the day he was filmed--MY HERO!
8.  What is the best book you've read in the past year?
Mastering the Trade
9.  If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be?
Don't play tag anymore--sadly--O K I'll try,--TAG your it!!
10.  What book would most like to see made into a movie?
Confessions of a street addict.  A wanna be living in his car cause he can't make ends meet-just like me
11.  What book would you least like to see made into a movie?
If the fantasy list calls-I'm not gonna turn down any movie.
12.  Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.
Umm Hayley, sometimes you just go too far.  I did dream about a girl down the road about a month ago.  Their might have been a school uniform or something close to school books or a library, or something.  I can't remember much more than the girl.
13.  What is the most lowbrow book you've read as an adult?
I'm a never grew up, and I like it that way.
14.  What is the most difficult book you've ever read?
Then again that would be the Bible.
15.  What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you've seen?
Never have, and I couldn't quote more than 3 lines from all of Shakespeare's stuff.  But someone on the list use to take me to plays and I loved it.  But a lot of the time it's who your with instead of what you did or saw.
16.  Do you prefer the French or the Russians?
You want you some Chekhov?  The dude from STAR TREK or are you still in your book fantasy here?
17.  Roth or Updike?

I'm amused too.  About the fact I have no idea what you are talking about for 17,18,19,20.  So I gonna skip ahead--What I like to call speed reading.
21.  What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?
When the book mark falls out I end up gaping all over the place.  It usually ends up being days until I find the page I was on.
22.  What is your favorite novel?
Err, something by Shakespeare? :)  (hey this is funny over here)
23.  Play?
Les Miserables.  I think it was the company though, because later I brought maybe 10 friends to see it and it just wasn't the same.
24.  Poem?
Something I wrote to some girl once.
25.  Essay?
Ola vato!  Cumo Esta?  That's where you were going with this right?
26.   work of nonfiction?
A tragedy of me-I been having a bad week, month
27.  Favorite writer?
They scare me as soon as I realize they have taken me someplace because their words seem to put me in the story they wrote.  Then I stop and realize I was reading a book.  That's when I stop reading.
28.  Who is the most over rated writer alive today?
Toni Turner-she writes an investment book and then tells you too bad you won't make any money.  If I see her I'm gonna ask for my money back!  And even if she doesn't give me my money, I'll still give her back her book.  Only because bonfires where her book belongs is a parole violation.
29.  What is your desert island book?
A desert island and you have a book?  Sometimes your so sexy and then you just lose it.  Desert islands are not for books.  Desert islands are for who you would most like to be stranded on with.  I wasn't sure you had actually wrote the answer to that question.  That is until I saw the nine point font.  I'm disappointed Hayley.
30.  And...what are you reading right now?
YOUR BLOG!